The Chickens Are Drinking Their Own Bog Water. The Spiders Are Smirking. It’s a Glorious Australian Tuesday

I am starting to understand why people love leaf blowers so much

Shiny, slippery, gernied garden.

She/her. Only person who’s still on holiday right now. Constantly mining my long-suffering wife for cheeky stories. Find more at https://boatworm.com/.

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